Bats for Immortal Tenant Equity

On July 20, 2025, BITE opened its first outreach center in Redmont.

We provide free legal aid, compliance consulting, and suspiociously red wine for the chronically daylight-averse and iron deficient.

Join us in person or view more details on Discord.

Facility

Our c747 facility opens onto our beautiful Outreach spaces:

Chirp Coffee: This mildly shaded space has strong coffee and zippy automatic service. Our pumpkin pies are spooky and satisfying. We use less sugar than everyone else because honestly we can't tell two edible things apart unless they're liquids.
The Inkwell: This stage -- designed as a studio for public production of painted images -- is suitable for all bookings and has acoustics that naturally amplify even the quietest whisper directly into your skull.
Mothbane Books: Part of our work takes the form of our official writings. Here we syndicate and sell them. If you're nice, you can play board games or use our Sunrise Balcony -- the only space in the entire building guaranteed to be vampire-free! (except at night)
Rafters Lounge: This is a quiet, sensorially muted multipurpose space with soft shag carpet. In lieu of traditional walls we have slats spaced at perfect distance to support the roosting habits of local bats.
Zen Pool: This hygienic artificial pool faithfully simulates the experience of being in proximity to running water, without any of the distress.

In our sun-free zone we provide an additional set of spaces which we believe represent the most comfortable temporary accommodations available during Redmont's daylight hours:

Carotid: This winebar and art gallery integrates natural earth and stone. Our cellar is naturally cool: press your face to the smooth stone surface and feel as if the wall itself is draining the heat from your body.

The following private spaces exist and can be booked for special appointments:

Choi & Panjakar Law: Our soothing deposition chamber is ideal for eliciting confessions and its adjoining connection to the winebar will give you and opposing counsel a chance to cool off -- while covertly recorded by the watchful eye of our cameras.
Model Residence: This three-chamber confined space is sufficient for one daylight-averse person and two daylight-nonaverse people. It provides skylights and clean airflow without hazarding a solar exposure.